My Fantastic Pregnant Teens Plan

I have a great plan for stopping teen pregnacy. It's a public service announcement starring respected consumer advocate Ralph Nader:

Long shot. NADER and an obviously pregnant teen are standing against a black background.

TEEN: But Ralph, how can I be pregnant? He told me that he loved me.
NADER: Baby, he don't love you. Make him wear that jimmy hat.

If there's one thing that the young people of America respect, it's the casual cool of Ralph Nader.