Congratulations...

to Yaser Hamdi!
Nobody has any idea what you were doing in Afghanistan, and now we never will. After nearly three years incommunicado, you're flying back to Saudi Arabia on Uncle Sam's buck. Whoops!

Not only have my tax dollars paid to keep you, a US citizen, locked up for three years without attorney, but now they're paying for some honey-roasted peanuts for the long flight back. Order a scotch and soda on me, kid.