Dirty Old Men

"Quit yer dawdling on that perscription, whippersnapper!"

When I see a headline like this, "FDA Gets Reports of Blindness Tied to Male Impotence Drugs," my concern is that we'll jump to the wrong conclusions. Perhaps blindness isn't a vile side-effect of Viagra and Cialis, at all. What I'm getting at is this: maybe the reason Grandpa's spending all that time in the bathroom isn't because he's run out of Metamucil. If "hair growth on the palms" is listed as the next unforeseen side-effect, then I think we'll know what the real culprit is.