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Thursday, October 14, 2004

More Fuzzy Debate Observations

Freudian Slip of the Night:

When asked who bears responsibility for the increase in health care costs over the past four years:

Bush: "Gosh, I sure hope it's not the administration."

Also, since I'm the only person in America spreading the could-be-true rumor that Zach from "Saved by the Bell" was killed in a bizarre boating accident (a la Natalie Wood), I am most intrigued by the strangely plausible, burgeoning distraction related to Bush's Bulge. Salon is on it.

One more thing: if Bush/Cheney '04 weren't so arrogant, they might have learned something from their fun with John Kerry's "voted for it before I voted against it" hoopla. This campaign is rumored to know how to play the 24-hour media news cycle, but apparently they haven't figured out that if you're going to tell a lie, first make sure there isn't video footage of you contradicting yourself. Whoops.

1 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Apparently, Bush also refused to get a physical before the campaign started. What could he possibly be hiding? Does it have anything to do with the back bulge? Just because I know you love the conspiracies, Eli.

-Kate

8:19 PM

 

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