A New Direction

I have decided to quit my job and become a avant-garde artist working exclusively in the medium of bookmark (fashionable and utilitarian!). Not that my time as a paralegal hasn't been rewarding. I just don't think anything else I do in the legal world will top that one time when I fixed the automatic stapler in the Xerox machine on the fifth floor. When you've already achieved such a wild success, everything else pales in comparison, thus time to move on.