Patent Pending

I have a fantastic new product in development with some top engineers, soon to be the must-have accessory of 2005. And what is this new doohicky that everyone will be clamoring for? I'm glad you asked:

Presenting "The Drunk-Dialer," a combination flask and cellular phone. It ingeniously combines alcohol and mobile phone technology, the two things every hip urban dude and chick needs to survive. Now your vodka and your friends are always at your fingertips. Take "The Drunk-Dialer" anywhere you currently take your cellular phone, and soon concerts, funerals and state dinners will be more fun than ever. A trip to your local park was never so kooky now that you're trashed and chatting with your closest pals. Our special funnel assures the separation of liquor and electronics, to be certain all the alcohol goes into you and not your phone's circuitboard.

So remember: "The Drunk-Dialer." Ask for it by name.