Bad

Some movies are bad. Some are so bad they're good. And some, in a little known third category, are so bad that speaking of them is rendered unecessary. This brings us to the cumbersomely titled, Miss Congeniality 2: Armed and Fabulous, which we're unlikely to be sending Borko to. Why even mention this thoroughly gratuitous film? I feel that it has reached a milestone that few can claim, and I'm not talking about its 17% fresh rating on RottenTomatoes.com. I direct you to Roger Ebert's review in the Chicago Sun-Times. MC2 was so unremarkable to him that he spends nearly a third of the article discussing the obscure, cameo filmography of director Sam Fuller. If he had his druthers, I'm sure Ebert would have spent all nine paragraphs on Fuller. Now that is bad.