Conspiracy Theory of the Day

As one who has watched Vladimir Putin's ruthless, Soviet-style consolidation of power with trepidation, I can't help but feel unnerved by this recent article on bears. It seems the balmy winter in Estonia, where the normal average temperature hovers around 23 degrees, has awoken the hibernating bears, which are now wandering the forest. Now that the US is occupied with its adventure in Iraq, are "awakening bears" the coded signal to the proletariat to re-unify and finally complete the glorious Revolution of '17. Will "concrete gray" be this year's "black"? They have us decadent capitalists right where they want us.