What's Up, Bitch?

Where my bitches at?

As I'm sure all of you are well aware, Monday was the first day of the Westminster Kennel Club Dog Show, America's second-oldest annual sporting event (the Kentucky Derby being the most elderly). While there are many fine entries this year, my money's on sentimental favorite and media darling, Fame, a six-year-old Great Pyranees who bitch slapped the bitches in the working group yesterday. This would be quite a repeat triumph for the working group, as a Newfoundland was the Best in Show last year. We'll just have to wait until tonight to see whether Fame can best Jeffrey the Pekingnese and Baloo the Tibetan terrier (or will eat them as a light snack after the show).

(Note: female dogs are called "bitches")