Enhancement Watch

Curiouser and curiouser

As of yesterday, Jason Giambi, he of BALCO testimony fame, has hit 8 home runs in 9 games. Has he already been tested twice and figures he won't have to pee in a cup again this season? Has he found something undetectable? Did he get tipped off that Victor Conte would plead guilty and he wouldn't have to go under oath again?

I've been watching your Seattle Mariners lose to Baltimore most of this evening. Since it's Orioles television, they show the local Maryland promotions. With a shrunken torso and dramatically elongated forehead, the Sammy Sosa bobblehead appears to be anatomically correct. Steroids are bad for you, kids.