Prototype Advertising Campaign

In the interest of increasing readership and circulation (and cash flow--cha-ching!!!), we here at "Expecting Rain" have hired an established Manhattan agency to develop several prototype advertising campaigns. Below are a few examples of concepts currently under consideration.

• "Want unfettered access to Eli's thoughts, but find speaking to him just too burdensome? Try 'Expecting Rain'!"
• "Do you find yourself feeling fatigued? Lonely? Not finding the same joy in everyday experiences? Until Oxycontin is available over-the-counter, try 'Expecting Rain'!"
• "'Expecting Rain.' Please, don't encourage him."