I'll Take My $25 Million In Cash, If You Don't Mind

What if Osama bin Laden got fed up cuddling with goats in the Waziristan mountains and moved to L.A.? With such strikingly similar builds (6'4'' and roughly 160 lbs.), OBL would make an ideal lighting double for Snoop Doggy Dogg. This would save Snoop the trouble of standing around during video and film shoots, when he could better spend the time picking out his 'fro and smoking chronic. Osama would take right to L.A.; did anyone else think that last video of his looked suspiciously like it was produced on a porno set in the Valley? I'd say that pretty well proves my theory. Mr. Ridge, my reward please.