Why Not Me?

I declare an end to the Age of Specialization. What could inspire such a frankly Fukuyama-esque pronouncement? It's the recent release of albums by Minnie Driver and Robert Downey, Jr (duh). An utter lack of talent and ability are no longer necessary in today's world. But I'm not going to limit myself like some second-rate Willis or Shatner. Actors aren't the only ones swapping careers. Singers have been sneaking their way into movies at least since Al Jolson, with mixed results (see Al Jolson). Still, I plan to take it one step further.

With the advantage of my utter lack of acting talent, looks and musical ability, it's only logical that I will be the next mega-star. Look out, J-Lo. In 2005, keep an eye out for my new album, Songs in the Key of Jive, and my upcoming film debut, The Guy Who Does That Thing (think The Thin Red Line meets Bedknobs and Broomsticks, but directed by Michael Mann).