Happy Thanksgiving

Turkey pardoning commentary from the New York Daily News:

"In an act of clemency Guantanamo prisoners can only dream of, Dubya yesterday freed two gobblers [Marshmallow & Yam] from the food chain and sent them off to Disneyland. . . . The President peered into Marshmallow's eyes and stroked the bird's fluffy white feathers with a tenderness usually reserved for members of the Saudi royal family."

My personal vote for the annual turkey naming was Krauthammer & Hitchens, but apparently that doesn't have the zing of Marshmallow & Yam. Also, if you have a spare moment this weekend between regular tryptophan ingurgitations and the Lions-Falcons game, you might check out this edifying article.