My Resignation Letter
The following is the reprinted text from my resignation letter from the FTC. Names have been redacted to protect the innocent:
March 10, 2004
Dear Ms. ----------
It is with heavy heart that I must regretfully announce my impending resignation from the Honors Paralegal program of the Bureau of Competition. Though my time here has been rife with excitement and photocopying, I must depart in order to pursue other opportunities in this grand jest we call "Life." A hundred thanks for your trust in initially hiring me, though I wore running shoes to the interview. The 29th of April will be my final day here at the commission.
Thus I leave you with these sage words:
Out, out, brief candle!
Life’s but a walking shadow, a poor player
That struts and frets, his hour on the stage
And then is heard no more.
Sincerely,
-eli
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