More Manifestation Wackiness

Just when you thought that Satan's image on the shell of a box turtle and the Virgin Mary appearing on a grilled cheese sandwich were the only manifestations we'd see this decade, the B.V.M. has shown herself again, this time as a mixture of road salt and highway emissions on an underpass on Chicago's Kennedy Expressway. If I was a saint, Interstate 90 is definitely where I'd appear (Seattle to Beantown, baby!) Sadly, some non-believer in miracles has defaced it and now this unimpeachable demonstration of God's love for His children is no more.

I have yet to see any articles on the terrifying visage of John Wilkes Booth that is on a window at 10th and E NW. Is it possible that if it's not Jesus, Satan or Mary, people would just dismiss it as an oddly shaped stain on a piece of glass? I just can't believe that.