(Un)employment Forecast

Now that I've been out-of-work for a week, it's time for the extended 10-day unemployment forecast. Heading into the weekend, there's a 2% chance of shaving, with showers increasingly sporadic as we head toward Monday. Warm-ups are expected throughout next week, and there appears little chance that we'll see regular pants any time soon. Collared shirts appear increasingly unlikely coming into summer, but with only a 50% chance of laundry, there's no telling what we may see. Winds gusty at 10-20 mph out of the southwest. Highs 0f 68.