Say It Ain't So, Harold

Harold Reynolds, former Gold Glove second baseman and leading light of the 1980s Mariners has gotten shit-canned from his steady gig at Baseball Tonight. The charge: sexual harassment. His defense: it was just a hug.

I don't know about the accusations, but for HR to get canned so abruptly the charge must have been a little more drastic than a overly-cosy hug. I will miss his astute observations and amusing "can you believe this guy?" banter with John Kruk. Hopefully it's all a misunderstanding and HR can go back to demonstrating how to properly lay down a bunt whilst wearing a suit.

My Life Begins Today

Well, actually it begins on July 18th, when Briscoe County, Jr. is released on DVD. Lo, it's been a long 12-years since we last glimpsed the chin-related stylings of Bruce Campbell as the eponymous title character. I'm counting the minutes. Now if they'd only release Duckman, my life would be complete