How I Spent My Summer Vacation: '05 edition

Well, actually Summer/Fall of the glorious year 2005. But anyways, visual evidence has now surfaced from both the major projects I worked on: the award-winning A Guide to Recognizing Your Saints and Harvey Keitel-starrer A Crime. C'mon and taste the glory.

Kansas Man Shoots Himself in Groin

You'd think the headline says it all, but you would be wrong. Though this AP wire article provided precious little information about the botched kidnapping that precipitated the self-eunichization, if you read the paragraph you'll see that after shooting himself in the testicle, he then managed to shoot himself again in the thigh. That really seals the deal for me. It takes a very special combination of bravado and incompetence to shoot oneself twice.